• iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

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kingofbastille:

kingofbastille:

my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings

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the spare

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,,

You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morningĀ  (via seabelle)

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