i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

(via wankbankofamerica)

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(Source: hashbrovvn, via joshpeck)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via guy)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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